eMail Address Management

This web site used to have lots of email addresses on many pages. Unfortunatly people started to spam those addresses. To avoid this we replaced all email text addresses with images, so you cannot copy/paste them or click on them. If you click you come to this web page instead, where we try to figure out if you are a real person or a bot, and we also intentionally slow you down so you cannot get too many addresses in a short time. Sorry for this inconvenience (if you have a better idea on how to solve out problem please send an email to click for textversion of email address).

We show you here 7 sentences, 6 of them are combinations of several sentences and should therefore not make sense. Select the correct one, and you will get a page where you can click on the email address you are looking for in order to send an email.

Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance those who stand to lose as you smoke on the way to work and the candy bar you ate before lunch.
Schmidt's Law: If you to stop at a light to put when there is no time to complete it.
law of annoyance: when working on a project, if direct proportion to the length of time the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
manubay's law for programmers: if a programmer's hire a rich attorney. 2. never always follows the complex solution.
Loftus' Theory on Personnel slowest checker is always at soon as they are strung on the house.
Aigner's Axiom: No matter how well Negative expectations yield negative results. in a fast moving vehicle.
McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom: If an item is advertised as "under $50 you can bet it's not $19.95.",