eMail Address Management

This web site used to have lots of email addresses on many pages. Unfortunatly people started to spam those addresses. To avoid this we replaced all email text addresses with images, so you cannot copy/paste them or click on them. If you click you come to this web page instead, where we try to figure out if you are a real person or a bot, and we also intentionally slow you down so you cannot get too many addresses in a short time. Sorry for this inconvenience (if you have a better idea on how to solve out problem please send an email to click for textversion of email address).

We show you here 7 sentences, 6 of them are combinations of several sentences and should therefore not make sense. Select the correct one, and you will get a page where you can click on the email address you are looking for in order to send an email.

Jeff's Theorem of the Stock Market: The price of a stock moves inversely to the number of shares purchased.
Law of Arbitrary Distinction: Anything at first you don't succeed, destroy bolts is directly behind something attached with eight.
Cafeteria Law: The item you had your eye always be more expensive than either you can't make it damnfoolproof.
Lawrence's Law of Digging Yourself a Hole: No matter how Bicycling: The shortest route their area of greatest weakness.
Stitzer's Vacation Principle: When packing for know who's right, but you proportion to the softness of the roll.
finagle's fourth law: once a job go right so bad that it can't get worse.
First Law of matters very much, and very grease, your nose will begin to itch.