eMail Address Management

This web site used to have lots of email addresses on many pages. Unfortunatly people started to spam those addresses. To avoid this we replaced all email text addresses with images, so you cannot copy/paste them or click on them. If you click you come to this web page instead, where we try to figure out if you are a real person or a bot, and we also intentionally slow you down so you cannot get too many addresses in a short time. Sorry for this inconvenience (if you have a better idea on how to solve out problem please send an email to click for textversion of email address).

We show you here 7 sentences, 6 of them are combinations of several sentences and should therefore not make sense. Select the correct one, and you will get a page where you can click on the email address you are looking for in order to send an email.

Phillis' Law: Four-wheel-drive just a particular word in a piece of technical writing, ignore the one with the eggs.
The Rockefeller Principle: Never idea will be worded impossible to remove from the worst parts.
McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom: If an is easier to get into reporter in the front seat pays for all.
Jeff's Theorem of the Stock Market: Your own car uses more gas goes around, comes around.
Hughes' Observation: Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns brown.
Gold's Law: If the X-ray table, the more of your body you always know who's in charge.
oliver's law of location: life is too serious first prove that you don't need it.