eMail Address Management

This web site used to have lots of email addresses on many pages. Unfortunatly people started to spam those addresses. To avoid this we replaced all email text addresses with images, so you cannot copy/paste them or click on them. If you click you come to this web page instead, where we try to figure out if you are a real person or a bot, and we also intentionally slow you down so you cannot get too many addresses in a short time. Sorry for this inconvenience (if you have a better idea on how to solve out problem please send an email to click for textversion of email address).

We show you here 7 sentences, 6 of them are combinations of several sentences and should therefore not make sense. Select the correct one, and you will get a page where you can click on the email address you are looking for in order to send an email.

Farrell's Law of Newfangled Gadgetry: large enough to increase your taxes and just small windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.
launegayer's observation: asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.
grossman's lemma: any more money the free-agent signs for, the voice speaks after the big meal.
Morris' Law of Conferences: The most phone call you sat waiting for comes soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.
johnson's law: the number of minor philosophy: smile... tomorrow any quotation, the price will be unreasonable.
Herner's Five Thumb Murphy's Law: Everything goes that are universal, hydrogen and stupidity.
freivald's law: only no job so simple that doing, you want to be doing something else.