eMail Address Management

This web site used to have lots of email addresses on many pages. Unfortunatly people started to spam those addresses. To avoid this we replaced all email text addresses with images, so you cannot copy/paste them or click on them. If you click you come to this web page instead, where we try to figure out if you are a real person or a bot, and we also intentionally slow you down so you cannot get too many addresses in a short time. Sorry for this inconvenience (if you have a better idea on how to solve out problem please send an email to click for textversion of email address).

We show you here 7 sentences, 6 of them are combinations of several sentences and should therefore not make sense. Select the correct one, and you will get a page where you can click on the email address you are looking for in order to send an email.

Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance those who stand to lose as you smoke on the way to work and the candy bar you ate before lunch.
yount's low of mail ordering: the if anything can go It never heals correctly.
Rudnicki's Nobel Principle: Only someone who wires can be connected in two ways, bad that it can't get worse.
Jones' Law of Zoos and Inferiority: Don't let your superiors know nearby while all other coins will roll out of sight.
Bowersox's Law of the Workshop: repair person will never have taxes during an election year.
Davis' Explanation of Roger's precise mathematical terms, 1+1=2, where "=" is but cut the cards.
milstead's christmas card rule: after you've mailed your last card, you will receive a card from someone you overlooked.