eMail Address Management

This web site used to have lots of email addresses on many pages. Unfortunatly people started to spam those addresses. To avoid this we replaced all email text addresses with images, so you cannot copy/paste them or click on them. If you click you come to this web page instead, where we try to figure out if you are a real person or a bot, and we also intentionally slow you down so you cannot get too many addresses in a short time. Sorry for this inconvenience (if you have a better idea on how to solve out problem please send an email to click for textversion of email address).

We show you here 7 sentences, 6 of them are combinations of several sentences and should therefore not make sense. Select the correct one, and you will get a page where you can click on the email address you are looking for in order to send an email.

Natalie's Law of Algebra: locked door with only one hand free, it bag up, there's always more dirt than you started with.
McDonald's Corollary to Murphy's Law: In any repair person will never have of problems is solutions.
Rule of replication: the most interesting in a fast moving vehicle.
Fish's Second Law of Animal Behavior: The probability that the household pet will raise a fuss to go in or out is directly proportional to the number and importance of your dinner guests.
Loftus' Fifth Law of Management: Some people manage something to become clean, something else must become dirty. freeman's can't fix it feature it.
O'Toole's Comment: You cannot cross a with its price and directly with its ugliness.
Ducharm's Axiom: If you view a L. Mencken: Complex problems often hell is others.