eMail Address Management

This web site used to have lots of email addresses on many pages. Unfortunatly people started to spam those addresses. To avoid this we replaced all email text addresses with images, so you cannot copy/paste them or click on them. If you click you come to this web page instead, where we try to figure out if you are a real person or a bot, and we also intentionally slow you down so you cannot get too many addresses in a short time. Sorry for this inconvenience (if you have a better idea on how to solve out problem please send an email to click for textversion of email address).

We show you here 7 sentences, 6 of them are combinations of several sentences and should therefore not make sense. Select the correct one, and you will get a page where you can click on the email address you are looking for in order to send an email.

The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned Law: No much as you when things go wrong.
Bowersox's Law of the Workshop: expectancy of house plants varies inversely with somebody else's weirdo.
Tylczak's Probability Postulate: dandelion from a lover means more put on make-up, every light will be green.
Silver's Law of a detailed business plan doesn't guarantee success, you smoke on the way to work and the candy bar you ate before lunch.
Baruchs's Observation: If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
tenenbaum's law of replication: repetition does voice speaks after the big meal.
McDonald's Corollary to Murphy's Law: In any amount of genius can ugly as their passport photo.